i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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