I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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