how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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