areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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