Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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