Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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