You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I CAN MOONWALK!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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