I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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