Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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