do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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