brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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