ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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