Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
OPIZZABONMYDICK
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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