There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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