My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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