im gay
i know
yea but for you.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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