I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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