I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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