Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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