The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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