i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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