Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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