Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
if i died would you start the facebook group?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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