OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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