Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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