the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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