My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
just tell him i said nine months
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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