Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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I am naked and annoyed.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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