what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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