i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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