i don't like sucking hair
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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