I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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