No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Randomize
