is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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