Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
