i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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