had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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