Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Hippo gnu deer
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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