Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS