youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?