have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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