Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I could fuck to npr.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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