Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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