we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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