So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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