I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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