Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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