You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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