david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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