True but thats because hes a fetus.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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