I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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