I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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