All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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