Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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