In the future we'll all be gay
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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