ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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