Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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